Curse

lllCo2lll · Mar 28, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49

Recently whenever there is a post about spam (aka useless chatter that is flooded) I always think about Spam (the meat thing that you eat) So I decided since I've never tried it before I might as well get it and try it. So I grabbed some from the store and got liver spread and mayonaise and whole wheat bread (rather white, but thats beside the point) So I plopped them together and what do you know damn thing tastes good like bafaruza (made up word).

William of Orange · Mar 28, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

Uhhhh....

Even if my life depended upon eating Spam, I think that I would rather gnaw off my fingers and other such extremites first before I resorted to that. I guess everything depends on perception though, and I can't disagree if you like it...

Bgnome · Mar 28, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56

i dont mind Spam, even if it is a bit salty. its good fried up with eggs or something. you know, all it is is canned pork shoulder.

William of Orange · Mar 28, 2005, 04:02 AM // 04:02

That's the problem right there though; I don't like ham in the first place, and the only other pork products I would ever consider eating would be a pork roast and hot dogs, but even hot dogs are iffy. Unless it's one from a sports arena, then they're alright.

lllCo2lll · Mar 28, 2005, 04:02 AM // 04:02

lol I had to go to a spam fan-site to figure out what its made out of

William the Silent · Mar 28, 2005, 04:13 AM // 04:13

I'd definitely have to say that I would never touch Spam unless it was all that was left on the face of the earth. I GUARANTEE you could get better nutrients and proteins by eating mud after a fresh spring rain

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On another note, Spam probably wouldn't be so bad if it didn't come in little tins. I don't know why but that just disgusts me!

Devil's Dictionary · Mar 28, 2005, 04:14 AM // 04:14

I honestly like lunchmeat. Good for cooking too. Also, when the nuclear war will start, that's all we'll have to eat so you should start getting used to it.

Ren Falconhand · Mar 28, 2005, 04:16 AM // 04:16

this might be Way off topic but I remember watching the tonite show and this guy was carving spam into differ shaps animals things you name it. It was knid of gross.

Ren

William the Silent · Mar 28, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEATH AT THE DOOR

I honestly like lunchmeat. Good for cooking too. Also, when the nuclear war will start, that's all we'll have to eat so you should start getting used to it.

Hahahahaha, brings me back to the good ol' Cold War (even though I wasn't alive, I still read about it which is just as good as the real thing

).

SERIOUSLY though, I would start gnawing on cotton fibers before I resorted to the Spam. I think I will just load up on Mountain Dew, Scooby Doo fruit snacks, Jif peanut butter and Listerine. (!!!can't forget about those twinkies either!)

lllCo2lll · Mar 28, 2005, 04:19 AM // 04:19

Yeah I was seriously going to point the fact that I carved a little body figure type shape inside the tin can

William of Orange · Mar 28, 2005, 04:19 AM // 04:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEATH AT THE DOOR

I honestly like lunchmeat. Good for cooking too. Also, when the nuclear war will start, that's all we'll have to eat so you should start getting used to it.

For anybody who has seen The Family Guy, if there were a nuclear war, I'd personally stash up my supply of Twinkies. Taste better than Spam, and probably just as healthy for you.

lllCo2lll · Mar 28, 2005, 04:26 AM // 04:26

hmm a nuclear war... Let me ask a brief question.

If you were to die (like there is no way to avoid it.) What would you choose death from a nuclear war (a nuclear bomb exploding right next to you)
Or a war where you get shot and die?

William the Silent · Mar 28, 2005, 04:31 AM // 04:31

This is tough. I'd probably have to say a nuclear bomb because that way you don't feel anything and you don't have to experience ALL of the horrors of death. It would be hard to be murdered by a faceless killer though and see a flash and have that be it.

Mss Drizzt · Mar 28, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Spam is just pure EVIL. You slop it out of it's can. Then have to scrap off all the excess fat. Then fry it.

Then your just clogging your arteries when you eat.

Next your in the hospital; triple bypass.

William the Silent · Mar 28, 2005, 04:51 AM // 04:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mss Drizzt

Spam is just pure EVIL. You slop it out of it's can. Then have to scrap off all the excess fat. Then fry it.

Then your just clogging your arteries when you eat.

Next your in the hospital; triple bypass.

EXACTLY! I'm telling you people eat dirt! I would also probably resort to eating and drinking my own excretions if ya know what I mean before submitting myself to the heart attack in a can. It's all about the nutrients in my world...